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My sister told me when I look in the mirror I start to see strange things. I saw a piece of shit.
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Quitting porn...
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'Well Derek died doing what he loved.'
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I told them that something as meaningless as a haiku could never scare me, and definitely not "haunt me for life"... but then, he told me,
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What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer?
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They suddenly realized that the rocket couldn't return.
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You walk in on your roommate jacking off
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What is red, white, and screams when you shake it?
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"AK-47! AK-47! He has a-" The man shouted to the microphone.
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My sister told me when I look in the mirror I start to see strange things. I saw a piece of shit.
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Quitting porn...
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'Well Derek died doing what he loved.'
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I told them that something as meaningless as a haiku could never scare me, and definitely not "haunt me for life"... but then, he told me,
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What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer?
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They suddenly realized that the rocket couldn't return.
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You walk in on your roommate jacking off
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What is red, white, and screams when you shake it?
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"AK-47! AK-47! He has a-" The man shouted to the microphone.
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